http://drninja.blogdrive.com/ Dr. Ninja - You know you want to. Tue, 21 Dec 2004 18:50:08 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2004. Writing Humor Entertainment http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/12.html Wed, 22 Dec 2004 02:46:26 GMT (20:57:43) John Lee: see, i AM an optimist (20:57:43) NameStoreTom <AUTO-REPLY> : Sorry, I ran out for a bit! (20:58:39) NameStoreTom: hahaha (20:58:42) NameStoreTom: riiiiiight (20:58:56) NameStoreTom: i still think you put too much pressure on yourself (20:59:01) NameStoreTom: too guarded (20:59:16) NameStoreTom: again, not judging (20:59:23) NameStoreTom: just stating opinions out loud (20:59:49) NameStoreTom: so if my opinions are offensive, or if you feel i just dont get it, i wont take it the wrong way (21:00:44) John Lee: thanks for the qualification.. we're... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=12 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/10.html Mon, 13 Sep 2004 18:06:25 GMT Dr. Ninja going into semi-retirement, like Jay-Z. Maybe more to come, maybe giant hamsters. Dr. Ninja no know. http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=10 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/8.html Wed, 18 Aug 2004 18:02:29 GMT (Tis the first 'official' post of Dr. Ninja - welcome to any who stumble here, feel free to leave a comment or request for advice.) Dr. Ninja come back, but not to finish article. Article suck. Dr. Ninja feel coming up with reasons why you no get dates is stupid - like walking into ninja training camp while not wearing groin cup. Soooo, Dr. Ninja bring you: HOW TO GET A DATE #1 - Try. This mean stop having apathy because you do not have date. Lion does not sit around waiting for gazelle to jump into mouth. #2 - Clean up your act. Start taking pride in appearance. ... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=8 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/7.html Wed, 28 Jul 2004 16:17:29 GMT Greetings, fellow students on the path to total enlightenment. It is Dr. Ninja, here to yell and wave arms about like crazy person. Dr. Ninja was reading blog this morning, and decided to give requested advice. Why VERY INTELLIGENT women fail with men Reason #1. They're wrong, but they can't or won't see it or admit it Dr. Ninja believe most women suffer from this, not just very intelligent ones. Women have innate ability to, when in argument, to change topic suddenly like ninja to one where woman is right. Example: Dr. Ninja: prepare to die! Shirou: why? Dr. Ninja:... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=7 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/6.html Tue, 15 Jun 2004 14:50:40 GMT (Originally posted on 1-12-04, but reprinted here for continuity) "Being broadcast from Dr. Ninja's secret ninja lair, located between Bead It! and Icing by Claire's in Mall of America, the nation's largest retail and entertainment complex!" Hello, this is Dr. Ninja. (is this thing on?) Dr. Ninja welcomes you all to secret lair, where if you buy 3 throwing stars, the 4th one is free! (Are you sure this is on? Dr Ninja no see red light on.) Today, Dr. Ninja talk about New Year's resolutions, and how people are stupid. Most people make silly resolution, like lose weight, be better... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=6 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/5.html Mon, 31 May 2004 14:49:17 GMT Dear Dr Ninja: I hate you. Critical ----------------------------------------------- Dear Critical- Dr. Ninja knows where you live and when you go to sleep. Pleasant dreams. Dr. Ninja http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=5 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html Sat, 01 May 2004 14:46:29 GMT [To all readers, Dr. Ninja loves you very much! Critical has hurt feelings cause you don't ask his advice, but Dr. Ninja has always said that Critical is sissy-boy who cry too much, so Dr. Ninja is laughing right now at Critical. Come, laugh with Dr. Ninja at Critical. Hah hah haa!] Dear Dr. Ninja, My best friend (female) recently offered me $500 to dump my boyfriend. Upon hearing my story, another friend (male) also offered me $500 to dump my boyfriend. What do you think I should do? -Fashiongrrl :) -------------------------------------------------------------- Dear... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=4 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html Wed, 31 Mar 2004 14:45:34 GMT (Wow, this fool is popular - personally I think he gives out too many ninja secrets, but I don't want to make him too angry). And now, 3 time Daytime Emmy nominated "Ask Dr. Ninja"! Dear Dr. Ninja, Recently I was told that I need a fuck buddy. I have since gotten multiple offers. How do I go about choosing one? -Brainiac ---------------------------------------------- Dear Brainiac: Ah, age-old dilemma - 'who do I bang'? You lucky Dr. Ninja is married, or else question would be answered with nunchukas! Wait, what do that mean? Even Dr. Ninja does not know! Anyway,... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=3 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/2.html Sat, 28 Feb 2004 14:37:23 GMT From Ask Dr. Ninja: Dear Dr. Ninja: I'm a 23 year old in moderately good shape looking to get laid. Any advice? The Horny Rapper ----------------------------------------------------- Dear Horny: I do have advice for you. 1) Stop going out with girls to places. In order to be single, you should look single. Your lady friends are smashing your game like Godzilla smash Dr. Ninja's dojo. Replace girls with male friends, preferably wingman who is not more attractive than you (but not ugly either). 2) If you go to bar, do not get all shitfaced. Not attractive. Try to get... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=2 http://drninja.blogdrive.com/archive/1.html Sat, 31 Jan 2004 14:35:25 GMT And now, popular syndicated advice columnist and close personal friend, Dr. Ninja is here to make your life easier by answering your questions! Dear Dr. Ninja: I am a 30 year old wife and mother of 2, but lately I have been having thoughts about a certain male coworker. Even though he's married, I think he feels the same way. What should I do? The confused secretary --------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Confused Secretary: You are whore. If you were my wife, or even one of my geisha, I would slaughter you like dirty whore that you are, or... (more) http://drninja.blogdrive.com/comments?id=1