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Here's the first T-shirt design - thanks to squidgey for the brainpower, and Critical for the ability to spend hours in MS Paint doing a lot of nothing.

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8/18/2004
Come meet Dr. Ninja!
(Tis the first 'official' post of Dr. Ninja - welcome to any who stumble here, feel free to leave a comment or request for advice.)

Dr. Ninja come back, but not to finish article.  Article suck.  Dr. Ninja feel coming up with reasons why you no get dates is stupid - like walking into ninja training camp while not wearing groin cup.  Soooo, Dr. Ninja bring you:

HOW TO GET A DATE

#1 - Try. 
This mean stop having apathy because you do not have date.  Lion does not sit around waiting for gazelle to jump into mouth. 

#2 - Clean up your act.
Start taking pride in appearance.  You do not have to dress to make the other sex believe you are rich or have big package/chest - just make sure that grooming is done, and steps are taken to alleviate any unpleasant odor.  No more sweatpants/tshirts with holes, either.  Unkempt only work in Gap ad, not in real life.  In real life, trying for unkempt makes you look dirty. 

#3 - Get Out.
Dr. Ninja say you cannot meet people on your couch.  Unless you find them in couch cushion, which is not good.  Must go out occasionally  - have you ever had someone come up to you and say "You look familiar...are you that person that sits on their couch all day and never comes outside?"  Dr. Ninja think not.

#4 - Hang Out.
Now that you are out, stay out.  This help.  Step 3 mean go to grocery store, bookstore, things you might do on the Internet.  Internet bad for meeting people.  This step more about going out with friends in social settings.  Important.

#5 - Smile for the camera.
Now that you are out, if you make eye contact with member of opposite sex that you fancy, smile.  Not big cheesy creepy smile, like serial killer.  Just smile to say hello.

This all for now - Dr. Ninja try to post more.

Dr. Ninja say "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."

Posted at 01:02 pm by Dr. Ninja

 

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